To better serve the needs or our audience, the Tumbling Dice Management (TDM) has devised a questionaire (consisting of 1 question) that will better enable the members of Tumbling Dice (TD) to resolve issues resulting in a more accurate reflection of the tastes and desires of the TD fanbase. Issues such as song selection, song sequence, keyboardist's joke telling, and even the TD wardrobe will be positively affected by the raw data compiled by the TDM. All questionaires will of course be confidential and kept in the very secure TDM filing cabinet under the letter "Q".
Question:
What is black and white and
red all over?
Answers:
1) All of the above (Don't
pick
this one, it's a trick answer)
2) All of the below (We here
at the TDM feel that "all of the above" has been really over-used.
Wouldn't
you agree?)
3) A newspaper
4) A penguin in a blender
5) An Indian eating an oreo
cookie
6) Michael Jackson in a blender
7) A nun caught at a
Chippendale
show
8) Michael Jackson dressed as
Santa Claus
9) Some of the above
10) All of the above, except
for the one directly above
Please write all answers on
a
3"x5" index card, using a #2 pencil, fold it in thirds and hand it
directly
and discreetly to Sean Crum at the next TD gig.
Some of you will
undoubtedly
say this is all foolishness, and you may be correct, however the truth
of the matter is that there is very little to do these days at the TDM
offices, and this is what we happened to come up with for today.
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